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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapus"
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"Wanna hear a short joke? Joke. Ok, But do you wanna hear a longer joke? Joooooooooooooooooooooooooke"
"A girl was giving me crap in math class. I told her to absolute value her attitude."
"TIFU by accidentally playing music off of my neighbors speakers. Whoops, wrong sub."
"Why did Moby Dick join a heavy metal band? He could really whale."
"A mushroom walks into a bar and sits down... The bartender turns to him and says, ""Get outta here. We don't serve your kind."" Mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi."""
"On the street or subway you can only imagine what that idiot is thinking. On Twitter, you get to see what that idiot is thinking."
"If you date a Chinese girl and you don't want to meet her parents, you're doing it Wong."
"What do you get when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!"
"wife: 9 got a ninja costume. Pretend you can't see him 9 [standing in front of the fridge] *giggles* me *hits him in the face with the door*"