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Joke of the Day

"Amsterdam is a lot like the Tour de France. It's just a lot of people on drugs riding bikes."

"I don't understand the concept of foreskin It goes right over my head"

"What type of drugs do ducks use? What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine."

"Miss piggy Did u know that when she counts Miss Piggy never gets to 70? She gets to 69 and end up with a frog in her throat"

"Funny Jokes, I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"I'm gonna start a woman's monthly magazine called ""Period"", and some months I will send it out late to freak out subscribers"

"Kim Jong Un Executed 15 Officials This Year, South Korea Says Not sure how he did it but that is just amazing, great job Kim Jong."

"I dropped acid this morning The teacher made us evacuate the lab."

"I just left my job. I could not work for my boss after the words he said to me. ""You're fired."""

"BUT YOU SAID IF I WANTED TO BE YOUR LOVER, I HAD TO GET WITH YOUR FRIENDS!"