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Joke of the Day

"Indian man's pick up line Once you go brown you never turn around..."

"How come Jews run the world? Because they dominate the gas industry"

"If you ever want to be bummed all day, think about how Jordan's national carrier is called ""Royal Jordanian Airways"" instead of ""Air Jordan"""

"Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you."

"Why did the baker have smelly hands? ...because he kneaded a poo."

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has pricks on the outside Sorry but after seeing about 5 reposts today, I thought it was open season."

"So when is too soon to ask your friend if you can borrow their baby to reenact The Lion King? One day old? Two?"

"Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !"

"What did the little black kid get on his SAT's? Barbecue sauce."

"What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe? It's Narnia business."