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Joke of the Day
"Religion is like a buffet. People take what they like and ignore the rest.."
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"You know what happens when you assume? You make a smug asshole recite a tired cliche to you and me."
"A Polar Bear walks into a bar... ... he says to the server, ""Hello, I'd like some fish and chips.."" The server says, ""We don't serve polar bear here."" The Polar Bear says, ""Oh Thank God."""
"Why do hurricanes always have female names? At first they are wet and wild, but then they take away your car and your house."
"Just seen a Disney trailer. I've just seen a Disney trailer It said, ""A new movie from the people that brought you Up."" Flipping Heck! I never knew Mum and Dad made films."
"Well, I just had this Epiphany, but I'm a little worried ... I think she might be underage."
"What kind of donuts will Bruce never eat again? Krispy Kreme."
"It is better to be on seventh heaven, rather than on the seventh month."
"I used that classic Liam Neeson line from Taken the other day: ""I will find you and I will kill you."" My grandkids refuse to play hide and seek with me anymore."
"I was recently diagnosed with color-blindness... It came out of the green."