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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army."

"I'll always remember the wise advice the bishop gave me You can take the boy out of church, But you can't take the priest out of the boy."

"So Donald Trump is only getting $1 a year as president? You could probably get an immigrant to do a better job for a cheaper price."

"HR: The delivery job is yours. Me: Great! HR: Do u have a reliable car? Me: Yes. HR: Model? Me: A little in college. How is that relevant?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber's floor !"

"Don't drop the soap in prison because someone might steal your soap and then you will be ""the dirty guy"" and no one will have sex with you"

"What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !"

"What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg? Marked down!"

"Tomorrow...trade cell phones with your significant other for the day...see how many of you are single by the end of the day..."

"My entire existence is just me sitting around waiting to get hungry again"