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Joke of the Day
"I would love to start working out, but I'm beefing up for my ""before"" picture."
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"*swivels around in evil chair* *evil laugh* *pets evil cat* *evil cat laughs* *jumps out of evil chair* ""Holy shit, that cat just laughed!"""
"They call my dick 'the landmine'... because the second anyone touches it, it explodes :("
"Bruce Lee's favorite drink Wataaaaa!!!"
"Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly."
"How did the man find out his sister was actually his half-sister? He saw her penis"
"Dear sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave."
"Let my son leave the house today wearing a striped shirt and plaid shorts. I'm done, he's natural selections problem now."
"""Did you sign the nondisclosure agreement?"" ""To not disclose what?"" ""Then you DID sign the agreement! """
"My friend got a nice new ride, but no one wants to drive him around in it Now he's got all that car and nothing to chauffeur it."