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Joke of the Day

"Just a soul-crushing reminder that you'll never effectively karate chop a pizza into slices."

"In Hell, someone is constantly vacuuming while you're trying to explain directions to an old man."

"/r/shitredditsays"

"I was arrested for indecent exposure, but, sadly, released for lack of evidence."

"Why is six scared of seven?... Because seven was registered as a six offender."

"What is a chronic masturbator's favorite meal? Strokin-off"

"What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke? The Holocaust was funny."

"If I had a dollar every time Trump said something stupid. I would have a small loan of a million dollars."

"""As long as you append my name to a quote,... people would buy into it and take it seriously."" - Winston Churchill"

"""God is dead."" -Nietzsche ""God is Dad!"" -Jesus ""God IS, dude..."" -Stoners"