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Joke of the Day

"What is a chronic masturbator's favorite meal? Strokin-off"

"I got some good tips on how to spice my roast chicken... I guess you could say it was (_) ( _)>- (_) Sage advice."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a vagina? Nothing. They are both cunts!"

"[JOKE] Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? For fingering A minor."

"Can a women make you a millionaire Yes, if you are a billionaire Kevin hart"

"There once was a man from Peru Whose limerick was three lines too few."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue ? cos he drank he coffee before it was cool..."

"I went to a Jewish wedding, and spotted a red sign. It said, ""In case of wedding, break glass"""

"ODE TO TWITTER Twinkle, twinkle little star, How I wonder where you are, Twitter changed you to a heart, I don't think they're very smart"

"How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit? They'll tell you."