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Joke of the Day
"Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween? Because OCT 31= DEC 25"
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"How much do pirates charge for piercings? A buck an ear."
"4-year-old: It's not fair. Boys can have beards but girls can't. Me: Well, girls can have babies and boys can't. 4: Want to trade?"
"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? Your mom hates jokes."
"Pansexuality is the best... fuck the rest."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite Olympics event? Fencing."
"My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop with the endless flamingo impressions. So I had to put my foot down."
"How does a witch tell time? With a witchwatch."
"I was sitting on the train this morning, and I saw a really sexy Thai girl I thought to myself, ""Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection"", but she did."
"A ghost walks into a theater and goes to the concession stand But he gets turned away because they don't serve spirits"