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Joke of the Day
"Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween? Because OCT 31= DEC 25"
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"The Macarena began playing through the dental office speakers as I lied helpless with the hygienist's hands in my mouth today. #survivor"
"A man with OCD and a man with ADHD walk into a bar... Everything explodes."
"Sex is like playing cards.. if you dont have a good partner you better have a good hand."
"Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you."
"A court ruled that sharing click-baits is punishable by death. What happens next will shock you."
"Needed some help with romance, so I took the book ""How to Hug"" out of the library. Turns out it was volume 6 of an old encyclopedia."
"""that escalated quickly"" -idiot in an elevator"
"I wonder Is Gordon Lightfoot heavy handed?"
"[jungle book] bagheera: ""you can't fight him like a wolf, you're NOT a wolf, fight him like a man"" mowgli: [writes a strongly worded e-mail]"