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Joke of the Day

"Two polacks are driving in a car The driver: Stick your head out the window and see if my directional is working. Is it on?"" The passenger:"" Uh yep. nope. yep. nope. yep. nope"""

"I found a great app to search for Greek restaurants in your neighborhood. It's called Gyroscope."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a Lickalotopuss"

"What do you call a home full of menstruating women? Bloody Hell."

"Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver? He might give away spoilers!"

"If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom what do you have? A very large bedroom."

"I was walking past a chemist when... I got hit with a bottle of omega-3. Its ok I only suffered super-fish-oil injuries."

"My friends always at the gym, so I invited him to a social even for a change. He responds, ""Can't come, they don't allow guns in there. I would have to cut off both my arms"""

"How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. No one knows, they never get the house."

"What do you get if you squash a house? A flat."