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Joke of the Day

"Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? To find a tight seal."

"Velcro... That's a rip off"

"Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position!"

"""I can't believe it's not butter!"" could be a disappointed statement as well. I'd like the context before I buy."

"Steve Buscemi is the only reported case of the saying ""If you keep making that face, it's going to get stuck that way"" being true."

"Does AT&T; allow phone calls on their network? Anyone know?"

"What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target? Of course, I'm shuriken."

"What did the the black boy get for Christmas? Your Bike..."

"My drivers license says I'm an organ donor, but jokes on them because I own a piano."

"I tried to catch fog yesterday... Mist."