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Joke of the Day
"What did the the black boy get for Christmas? Your Bike..."
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"Was going to go see The Pope the other day but too tired to go... ...you could say that I was too pooped to Pope."
"Life sucks when a girlfriend doesn't"
"What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea? Getting the news from your dentist"
"Fun prank: 1. Steal your married friends phone 2. Change your name to 'Brandi from the club' 3. Call repeatedly at 3AM and hang up"
"Wanna hear a joke? Modern society"
"Wife and I made a deal. She gets to keep hair on her legs, and I get to keep my opinions to myself. Baby steps."
"My wife just left me because of my fetish with pasta I'm feeling cannelloni right now"
"Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door? Foyer protection"
"You know why birds sing in the mornings? Because they don't have to go to fucking work"