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Joke of the Day

"""I can't believe it's not butter!"" could be a disappointed statement as well. I'd like the context before I buy."

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"Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid? Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times."
"Calling a girl ""honey"" is ok. Calling a girl ""bee vomit"" is not ok. I'm a relationship expert."
"Kid: Mommy's last name must be ""Honey"" cuz that's what daddy calls her Teacher: That's SWEET. What's her first name? Kid: ""Sorry,"" I think"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know wot to call it!"
"How come no one in a zombie movie has ever seen a zombie movie"
"Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their Gods lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check."
"How many gay guys can you fit on a stool? 4 if you flip it upside down."
"The McRib is back. Because you're getting new underwear for Christmas anyway."
"How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow."