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Joke of the Day
"Where do you keep microscopic criminals? In cells."
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"I hop in a tanning bed during storms in the hopes of being struck by lightning & turned into a lame, but beautifully bronzed, superhero."
"Saturday usually #followfriday"
"Teacher : What's your favourite letter ? Student: The letter G. Teacher : Why is that Angus ?"
"Did you hear about that kid who claimed that his age was 2015? He was infact a *year* old."
"what do we want LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES when do we want them NNNNEEOOOW"
"My wife made me into millionaire. I was a multi-millionaire before we met."
"Don't look for a job in a funeral company It's a dying industry"
"How did the scottsman find the sheep in the tall grass? Very pleasurable."
"Which doesnt belong? Camel Polar Bear Obama Buffalo Camel......It's the only one on the list that knows something about the Middle East"