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Joke of the Day

"Don't look for a job in a funeral company It's a dying industry"

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced? A Buccaneer."

"I can swallow a rope and poop out a lasso I shit you knot."

"I don't want a Hot Pocket. I'd rather have a pocket with a nice sense of humor & a pleasant personality."

"What rock group has four men that don't sing? mount rushmore"

"If you were arrested for masturbating on a plane... ....they would have to charge you with hi-jacking"

"God: thou shall not kill Me: but my coworker whistles all day God: still no Me: he says ciao instead of goodbye God: do what you have to"

"What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade? Drill drill drill."

"Why did Jesus lose his Halo? Nobody wanted to play on his team any longer after he had a 0 and 2 kill/death ratio and it took him 3 days to respawn."

"What do you call a confident chicken? Cocky"