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Joke of the Day

"OMG you guys! Almost hit a jogger while i was taking a selfie and driving today...so please you guys, be careful, do NOT jog."

"At the beach, women wearing a bikini exspose 90% of their body. But I'm a gentleman, and only look at the remaining 10%"

"Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!"

"What kind of bees produce milk? Boobies!"

"Two blonde girls are celebrating at a table... The waiter comes by and asks ""What are you celebrating?"" They say ""We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"""

"'Hardys, Bitter, Fosters, Strongbow' Daft Punk ordering a round at the bar"

"That moment when you realize you can't ignore someones message on Facebook anymore because it shows that you've read it."

"Don't give karma whores a butter joke... ...they might spread it"

"Vanilla Ice is selling more records lately Guess his fans are seminemtal"

"Do you remember when you were a kid and you'd just sit a blow bubbles all afternoon? Well, Bubbles is back in town and wondering how you're doing these days..."