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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees produce milk? Boobies!"
Next Joke
"You know who I really hate? People less open minded than me."
"Happier than a witch in a broom shop."
"Twitter is a good place to meet men. The odds are good but the goods are odd."
"How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents."
"Don't judge a German tourist until you've walked a mile in his socks/sandals combo."
"Yo moma is so... good looking, what happened you? edit: premature ejokulation"
"Yo mama is so ugly She makes onions cry"
"My girlfriend asked me what world of Warcraft and league of legends are. Wow, lol."
"What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan? Taco Bell."