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Joke of the Day

"That moment when you realize you can't ignore someones message on Facebook anymore because it shows that you've read it."

"Did you guys see the new $12 bill? I can't believe they put Harriet Tubman on it!"

"A SEO expert walks into a bar Bar, bars, pub, lounge, restaurant, beer garden, nightclub, mini bar, bar stool, tavern, beer, wine, whisky"

"My problem with self-deprecation... is that I suck at it."

"You follow me. I follow you. You unfollow me. I unfollow you. You follow me. I follow you. You unfollow me. I block you. ""A Game of Phones"""

"looney toons fans: ah, good... once again elmer has failed to put food on the table... he won't survive the winter. this is truly hilarious"

"Looking back 2016 was a very eventful year. But I guarantee 2017 will trump it."

"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump-Kin Yes, I've posted this before, but Halloween is upon us."

"There are only 10 types of persons in the world Those who don't know binary, those who know and those who did not know that this joke is base 3."

"How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. They like to live in the darkness."