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Joke of the Day

"At the beach, women wearing a bikini exspose 90% of their body. But I'm a gentleman, and only look at the remaining 10%"

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"A man goes to the Doctor for a physical. The doctor says, ""I'm sorry but you are going to need to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" the man asks. The doctor says, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"In principle, I can stop drinking, the thing is I don't have such a principle."
"Most people don't realize that Iron Man.. Is a Fe-male."
"A kid came to my door last night for trick-or-treat dressed as a pirate... I asked him, ""where are your buckaneers?"" He replied, ""on the side of my buck'en head."""
"My son ran away again, but it gets worse. I think this time he took the remote."
"What's long, black and smelly? The unemployment line."
"Sex with 3 people... Sex with 3 people is called a threesome. Sex with 2 people is called a twosome. That explains why they call you handsome."
"What did one succulent say to the other? ""Aloe there"""
"Never underestimate a woman sitting quietly in a corner sharpening a knife."
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