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Joke of the Day
"NSFW - What do arrogant pricks and tampons have in common? ... They are both stuck up cunts."
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"A Blonde texts her friend A blonde texts her friend and asks ""what does IDK stand for?"" The friend replies ""I don't know"" The blonde texts back ""shit, no one seems to know"""