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Joke of the Day
"Forgot to open the door before applying hand lotion so now I'm stuck in my restroom forever."
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"What's the Vatican City's favorite snack? popecorn"
"Wait a second, so violence is an actual resort? That place sounds wonderful."
"It's not herpes I burned my lip on a hot sausage."
"When your girlfriend says ""I love you"" reply with ""I love you more!"" Because relationships are competitions that must be won."
"Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose."
"If you could own the entirety of Bill Gates' fortune or solve world hunger,... what color would your Lamborghini be?"
"Did you hear about the guy that had mountains for legs? He also had a Pyrenees!"
"hey ther delilah wats it like in gotham city is the joker stil in jail-- i mean yes babe u look so prety yes u do batman is not a cool as u"
"What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant sir!"