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Joke of the Day
"turns out Xenophobia is not 'A fear of Warrior Princesses'"
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"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Lift up her sleeve."
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years Then we met."
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"Don't mind me The real joke is always in the comments. I'm just waiting for it."
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