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Joke of the Day

"What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate? 888 MSG"

"My favorite clean joke: What do you do when you stub your toe? Call a toe truck."

"How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major? They have a mole on their body."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field! :p"

"I tried acting in porn movies but I only had small parts."

"Me: ""Hey towel, you're looking good. What u doing later?"" Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot."

"Did you hear about the deadly fire at the ice cream parlour? Hundreds and thousands were lost"

"What did the ram say as his lover lay on her deathbed? There will never be another ewe."

"Why did Tiger Woods get divorced? Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!"

"I'm giving up spray deodorants for the new year. Roll on 2016."