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Joke of the Day
"How does a stripper find jobs? She does netwerking!"
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"How is it that I always seem to buy the plants without the will to live?"
"What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday? I'll column later."
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a goodyear"
"""Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"" -a very curious play goer."
"Thousands of married racists are waking up this morning and questioning the skin color of their spouse."
"The was this democratic elevator stuck in the basement it kept getting down votes."
"Note to self: Remove dog before stabbing box to make air-holes."
"Instead of playing FarmVille I just send blank email messages to myself and then delete them."
"A Viagra pill for woman has just been released onto the market. It's called Niagara."