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"How does a stripper find jobs? She does netwerking!"
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"Roses on your piano What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
"A bar walks into a man The bar says, this place stinks, and the only other person here is an asshole."
"Eve: I got an Apple. Adam: ... Eve: ... Adam: ... Eve: What? Adam: I thought we'd decided on Android. Eve: The serpent said this was better."
"I keep seeing yards with signs supporting Trump But I don't see any walls around them."
"I went to donate a kidney once.. I went in to donate a kidney once but when I arrived at the hospital they asked me where I'd got it from -Jimmy Carr"
"4 out of 5 dentists recommend flossing... The fifth is out killing lions."
"I like big buts and I cannot lie. But that doesn't necessarily make my grammar bad."
"""Sorry I haven't been tweeting much lately."" guy who actually thinks people notice when he's not tweeting"
"The general rule is that you shouldn't ride an elevator during a fire, but I mean, talk about a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity"