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Joke of the Day
"If a black guy, a Mexican, and a redneck are all in a car together, who's driving? The police."
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"Why was the skeleton missing a funny bone Because this joke ain't funny"
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"I was going to tell a celery joke but it might become a laughing stalk. O_o"
"Hey girl, are you Liam Neeson's daughter? Because if so nvm"
"A koala, a bear and a panda owned tea shops... But which one was the best? The Koala's, as it was the most Koala-Tea."
"I told my boss I needed a raise to stay at work because there are three different companies showing interest in me... He asked me which companies and I told him, ""The gas, electric, and cable ones"""