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Joke of the Day
"Becky on FB is ""too blessed to be stressed"" so I told her that I slept with her boyfriend."
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"True embarrassment lies within your first email address"
"Why is it wrong to be on the left? Because it's not right."
"If you love something, let it go. From the creators of ""If you're tired, go for a run,"" and ""If you're on fire, eat bees"""
"Friday night is my weekly time to ponder...which do I hate more: my friends, or having to make new friends?"
"Have you ever thought about how weird it is that one of your hands is dumber than the other?"
"For every stripper with ""daddy issues"" there are 10 more ""daddies with stripper issues"""
"If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents."
"Trump is like The Room. It's so bad, it's so good."
"What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off? A power strip."