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Joke of the Day
"I knew joining a gym was a bad idea when I got there and needed help pulling the door open."
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"How do you kill bread? Bake it for a little while, and it will be toast."
"What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!"
"You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers.."
"What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts."
"Me: my best friend is my wife Everyone: awwww My Best Friend Carl: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT YOUR WIFE"
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex can make your whole day, but anal sex makes your hole weak."
"Hey, wanna hear a Hillary Clinton Joke? [Deleted]"
"What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day? On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish."
"A parkourist walks into a restaurant He sees 5 jars. ""What are those?"" The waiter says ""Some are suger, Summersalt"""