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Joke of the Day

"A parkourist walks into a restaurant He sees 5 jars. ""What are those?"" The waiter says ""Some are suger, Summersalt"""

"My friend sent her photo to the lonely hearts club They sent it back saying they weren't *that* lonely"

"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I don't have a Ferarri."

"FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes. BERT MONSTER: That's nothing. My sister's tongue is so long she can lick an envelope after she's posted it."

"A little boy and a little girl are having a bath... When the little girl looks down at the little boy's crotch and notices his penis. ""Can I touch it?"" She asks him. ""No! You already broke yours off!"""

"I cut my finger on a beer can last night. Now I know how Julius Caesar felt when he was betrayed by his best friend."

"What's the funniest type of Mexican food? Fajitahahahas"

"Trump for president! There will be hell toupee"

"A schooner, a clipper and a junk sail into a bar, All hands lost."

"Your mummy joke Your mummers so fat when she put on a beqeny everyone screams Godzilla"