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"Hey, wanna hear a Hillary Clinton Joke? [Deleted]"
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"I don't understand Fox and Friends. No one on the show is named Fox. Are they friends with a TV channel?"
"Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread? Well, we had to do something with the ovens."
"8 out of every 5 people are mathematically illiterate"
"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says, ""What is this - some kind of joke?"""
"How can you tell if you're racist? You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam."
"So I said to this sloth, ""listen here buddy.."" Before i could finish he interrupted me and shouted""Woah, woah! Slow down!"""
"Or any other Lie! Bro1: Why are you upset? Bro2: I text my GF but she doesn't reply back Bro1: Don't be upset bro, she may doesn't see it, or his mobile dead or she was sleeping or any other lie..."
"MARRIAGE PROPOSAL TIP: Get down on 1 knee. Ok, now the other. Great! Lie flat on your face. Quickly roll away don't get married you idiot."
"It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Pokey, but I've turned myself around."