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"My friend told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said Maaaybe"
"What do you call two crows? Attempted murder."
"What is the worst thing you can hear while blowing Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson."
"Is it fair to say... There'd be less litter in the world if blind people were given pointed sticks?"
"Home Alone (1990) A know-it-all, suburban elitist cruelly humiliates two economically anxious men, seeking to improve their lives"
"lower my casket into the ground and play ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight"" If you see someone not singing the Wimba Way part, kick them out."
"My existential crisis began when I realized there is no ""I"" in ""me."""
"What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw !"
"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Credit to Top Gear."