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Joke of the Day

"How do you kill bread? Bake it for a little while, and it will be toast."

"a guy got an Interview for a job with EA Boss: the second part of your resume is missing Applicant: for the second part you have to pay 20$ Boss: welcome on board"

"How do cats admit they're gay? They come out of the clawset."

"What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? One US leader"

"Real women don't wish their enemies would die, just that they'll get fat."

"They say curiosity killed the cat, but what I want to know is how the cat got to Mars in the first place"

"On a scale of 1 to Osama... How good was the hiding spot?"

"Hunters should always know what's behind their target Behind mine is a Sam's Club and a Starbucks"

"*dinosaur at zoo roars at me* ""ROAR"" whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this ""GROWL"" hmm ""SHOUT"" hmmm ""YELL"" hmmmmm ""HOLLER"" oh its a thesaurus"""

"Why did the circus animals go on strike? The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share."