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Joke of the Day
"Went to a bulimic birthday party today... I saw a cake pop out of a girl."
Next Joke
"Why was the blond late on her first day of work? Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier."
"Turtle + Porcupine = Slowpoke"
"What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike? On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything."
"ppl: are u sick? me: no, im just ugly"
"How does Anakin Skywalker get around the Death Star? He takes the elevader. *Sith floor, please.*"
"Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right... Just like two thongs don't make it tight."
"I saw Kony kissing Santa Claus"
"The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, ""I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning."" ""Thank you very much, sir."""
"God invented co-workers to remind us that dying alone wouldn't be such a bad thing."