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Joke of the Day
"Went to a bulimic birthday party today... I saw a cake pop out of a girl."
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"What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea? The South Will Rise Again"
"""The past tense of LOL is not LOL'd, it's L'dOL."" - How I like to end a date with 18-25 year old girls."
"HER [sits seductively on my lap] The more you tip...the more I'll take off ME [reaches for wallet] This is such a weird way to cut hair"
"Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?"
"New York Sports"
"Its official. Donald trump is the 45th greatest president of the united states."
"Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory!"
"Shout out to politicians for keeping the word ""folks"" alive."
"I could tell you a joke about Bill Murray in Japan; it would be lost in translation."