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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a scout boy and a jew? The scout boy comes home from camp."

"Q: What do you call Robin Hood's mother? A: Mother Hood."

"What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!"

"(NSFW) My first experience with sex was a lot like getting my first car I didn't really want it but my dad gave it to me anyway"

"Friend's Fb post: In search of a coat hanger My comment: Are you pregnant or are you locked out of your car? I've been on Twitter too long"

"I try to always be the bigger person by hanging out with a lot of short people"

"Did you see the clown that hides from morons?"

"Had a three-way on Valentine's night... Me and Ben & Jerrys. I'm so lonely."

"I was making out with my girlfriend in my car when she said ""OOH DARMOK!! KISS ME DOWN WHERE IT SMELLS!"" ...so I drove her to New Jersey."

"What causes something to go up and then down? Viagra falls"