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Joke of the Day
"Your Mom is like Planet 9... very distant from the sun"
Next Joke
"What happens when two dogs breed in a pound? Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog."
"I'm not racist because racism is a crime... And crimes are for black people."
"Some days the problem is I care too much... Today was not one of those days..."
"Vampire was searching the garbage... ...and the man came and asked him... M: what are you doing? V: I am looking for used tampons... M: why? V: My wife is sick, I have to make her some tea!"
"What does an uncircumcised Jedi use?"
"What religious people say: ""I have you in my prayers."" What non-religious people hear: ""I'm trying to raise Aquaman on this cat radio."""
"I told my son I'm a motherfucker...... He was like. ""You fuck mothers...... lesbo."" I replied. "" Ain't a lesbo if it's myself."""
"The ones you keep closest to your heart hurt you the most. Like the underwire in my bra that tried to stab me."
"What's a pirates favorite thing to eat? The booty."