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Joke of the Day
"What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store? Looking for the tight seal"
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"I bet the women who only tweet about sex are probably some of the nicest men you'll ever meet in person."
"Pretty sure I just heard a grown man wrestle a bear in a bathroom stall at Chipotle."
"Chinese couple climbs into bed She says, ""so what should we do tonight?"" He says, ""how about 69?"" She says, ""beef and broccoli? At this hour?"""
"What did the white collar executive say to the low-income disenfranchised youth? Nothing. Social dichotomy prevents the establishment of dialogue."
"Girl from my high school posted on Facebook that she got a ""constellation prize"" at a church carnival yesterday. She skipped school a lot."
"Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna? Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe?"
"What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? ""You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"""
"My hateful coworkers discovered that I eat my lunch in the air ducts and now they've taken to smacking the air ducts with a broom."
"How come my wife can't hold her bladder for more than three hours but she can hold a grudge for fourteen years?"