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Joke of the Day
"My friend is really into that show Arrow He's a real Arrow-head"
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"''You will die alone.'' I hate fortune cookies. Wait! This is a note from my mom!"
"I think it's been enough time to warrant a Star Wars spoiler... Yoda is dead"
"Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight."
"If you can't do it naked, it's not worth doing."
"*jumps from plane* *forgets parachute* *grabs onto flying squirrel* *lives to tell the tale*"
"I was recently asked if I'd judge Mr. gay UK. I said ''It wouId be my pIeasure. It's against nature, against God, and he's going to heII.'' - Jimmy Carr"
"What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack? Adorable (A-dora-bull)"
"What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry? His shirts get all winkly."
"Nervous about our 1st ultrasound exam. What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds? What if it's just farting noises? Is it graded on a curve?"