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Joke of the Day
"My friend is really into that show Arrow He's a real Arrow-head"
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"What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common? At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican."
"Someone told me today that I'm pretentious... Moi!?!?"
"Want to hear a joke about Potassium? K."
"I told my girlfriend we can either have sex, or go see Star Wars. She said ""I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out,"" but she pulled some strings and got me in."
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat-belt"
"Casual sex is like a math equation... You add the bed, subtract your cloths, divide your legs, and hope you don't multiply"
"Today, I took a shower You have no idea how hard it was to get it out of Home Depot."
"What's the difference between dead babies and salads? I don't put my salads in the microwave before I eat them"
"The generic brand Kool-Aid Man just walks into walls and mutters ""whatever"" and tries to steal your wallet."