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Joke of the Day
"Someone told me today that I'm pretentious... Moi!?!?"
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"What do Australians call the state in which Sydney is located? (nsfw) New South Fucking Wales"
"Two vegans get in an argument They now have beef"
"What is a whales favorite pasttime? Netflix and krill."
"I've never been to Prague... But I've always wanted to Czech it out!"
"Cop: Tell us what you know! Me: Penguins are monogamous creatures with noted cases of bisexuality Cop: *typing up his science report*"
"Company Invents First Truly Secure and Encrypted Smartphone They're calling it the FU NSA. (real news)"
"Don't brag about anything you achieved before 1980. There were billions less people. It was way easier."
"What did the brazillian father ask for for christmas from his wife? ""A little head, baby"""
"What do you get when you run over geese? Goose bumps"