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Joke of the Day

"The generic brand Kool-Aid Man just walks into walls and mutters ""whatever"" and tries to steal your wallet."

"Why does NASA drink sprite? Because they couldn't get 7up"

"If there's an upset in the 2018 Russian Presidential elections, I'll never dine with a Russian again. They can't stop talking about going Putin-free."

"Republicans run for office by saying the government doesn't work... Then they get elected and prove it."

"People wonder why I call my toilet ""the Jim"" instead of ""the John"" I do it so I can say ""I go to the Jim first thing every morning"""

"The NFL just got a new official sponsor. V8"

"Who was the last President of China? Yes he was."

"Nothing like a left handshake to make me wonder why you're weird."

"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? My girlfriend knows about my wife."

"Two rabbits were 69ing. One says to the other, ""hang on, I've got a hare in my mouth."""