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Joke of the Day

"My humor is kind of like food... Not everyone gets it."

"Why did ranch break up with chicken wings? Because he blue cheese..."

"Me: ""I can't turn on the shower"" Plumber: ""It's seen you naked so often the excitement's gone. Try dressing up"" *Hands over shower cap*"

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Choked"

"Did you hear about that mexican murdering train driver? He had locomotives."

"This is a joke translated from japaneese ... Two men walk into a pub. Clunk Clunk"

"Of course I believe you are God's gift to women. He gave us periods and painful childbirth. Why not you too?"

"*beep TSA: here try again *beep TSA: here try again *beep TSA: here try again ME: WTF? TSA: Sorry dude it was my watch. Here's your pants."

"New Zealand scientists have discovered two new uses for sheep... Meat and wool. (Exchange for Welshmen if need be)"