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Joke of the Day
"What's the main ingredient when making pickle bread? Dill dough."
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"They should make a Bollywood movie about a poor Punjabi guy that wins a singing contest against all odds. It'd be called Singh: A Song"
"What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !"
"What did the surfer say when he visited Syria? This place is totally radical!"
"What do you call it when crows make noise? A caw-cawphony"
"The Canadian Opera Company has announced that it will play a special concert series at the Vancouver Art Gallery. They say that this will be the first time the COC has played in the VAG."
"911: I'd like to report a Twief! 911: What? A Twurglar! 911: I don't follow You can't catch em like that. Hurry they're getting stars!"
"Why do black people have white palms? Because everyone has a little bit of good in them."
"How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30."
"What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung? a Guardian of the Galaxy"