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Joke of the Day

"I tried kombucha for the first time the other day. It made me feel very cultured."

"I like my women the way I like my coffee in a basket being touched by many Colombian men."

"I was lucky enough to meet and have an excellent conversation with the worlds leading brain surgeon. Best cab ride ever."

"SATURDAY TIP: simply because mother has fallen asleep that's no reason to stop the footrub"

"What do you call two pears? A pair."

"Met a girl cop today. She shot me down."

"After starting on August 15th, 2004, Julia Roberts just finished brushing her teeth a few hours ago."

"What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit? Well they [deleted]"

"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out."

"[TRIGGER WARNING] If I had a dollar for every gender... I would have 2 dollars."