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Joke of the Day
"What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano? He played many more pieces."
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"Glad my parents spent 100k on my education so now I can type ""c u @ 2"" to my pot guy."
"Men treat women like objects. Weird men treat objects like women."
"What's a crackhead with no drugs? Crack-a-lacking"
"Rat and a Mouse Q:What's the difference between a mouse and a rat? A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound"
"My phone battery can last longer than most relationships these days."
"Do You Want to Play a Game Buddy? http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/wanna-play-the-rape-game.jpg"
"It was always going to be a yes vote on gay marriage in Ireland. . . No reason to drink otherwise."
"looks vs personality Looks aren't everything, but you can't wank over personality."
"Have you heard about the insomniac polymath? She could do ALMOST everything with her eyes closed."