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Joke of the Day

"Rat and a Mouse Q:What's the difference between a mouse and a rat? A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound"

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy bear."

"I learned all my flirting from lizards so I just do a bunch of really fast pushups when I see a cute lizard."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? French onion soup."

"What do you call a snail in the sea? A snailor."

"I came into some wealth recently, but it turns out my bank doesn't accept that kind of deposit."

"Give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give a man another fish, ""Hey man where's that fish I gave you Monday? YOU ATE IT?! IT WAS A PET!!"""

"HR: You're late. Do you even know what time it is? Thor: Hammer time? HR: Get out."

"Why don't pc gamers get laid Because they're micro-soft"

"best nicknames: 1) Nick 2) 3)"