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Joke of the Day

"I'm so poor I can only afford Middle Ramen."

"Did you hear about the guy who crashed his car into a tree? He wanted to see how much his Mercedes Benz"

"Do you know why all the girls are quiet in the sauna? They are sitting on their lips!"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Yes"

"People will put up with a lot of crap, but if you respond to someone's text with, ""k"" you have just crossed a line."

"All these women marching in protest is so well organized I'd love to talk to the man in charge."

"Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!"

"Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair? Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud"

"What is it called when a blind deaf man commits murder? Senseless Slaughter..."

"What's the perfect line of work for a lizard? Re-tail."