195651
Joke of the Day
"What's the perfect line of work for a lizard? Re-tail."
Next Joke
"In terms of spelling difficulty, I think the word ""average"" is between easy and hard."
"It was four months into my relationship that I found out my girlfriend was a communist She started giving me red flags"
"God took a paternity test He found out he was the father, the son and the holy spirit."
"Ear sex is dangerous... ...it fucks with your head"
"What do you get when you cross a Jew with two planks of wood? Christianity"
"Why was the battery arrested ? cuz it was charged with electricity ."
"[Oldie but goodie] The three stages of a married couple's sex life Tri weekly, try weekly and try weakly."
"[2 cavemen] Look what me discover! This game changer! *grabs it* ""This hot! Burn fingers. What you call it?"" *takes back mixtape* FIRE!"
"What do you call the Italian slums? The spaghettos."