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Joke of the Day
"Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!"
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"Why do Germans have such great focus? I think it's because they used to have concentration camps."
"Why are higher quality CD/DVD players white? Because they read."
"A few pen jokes What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand? Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen? Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen? Pentel."
"A blind guy walks into a bar ***thud***"
"Gf: do I look fat in these pants? Brain: oh god it's a trap, this is what we've been training for Me: I've seen worse Brain: WTF MAN"
"What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left the farm? Bison"
"You say I'm ""Dirty minded"" but then how did you understand what I meant?"
"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. "
"""Rogue One"" idea: The spies anxiously wait to meet their new commander. Boldly - regally - he strides into the room. ""Mesa Jar-Jar Binks"""