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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why all the girls are quiet in the sauna? They are sitting on their lips!"
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"Chuck Norris uses beer coasters as shurikens."
"As I looked at my naked body in the mirror, I thought to myself: ""I'm going to get thrown out of this home depot in a minute."""
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks before I went for a walk."
"*looking under hood of car* ""Well there's your problem"" *removes cardboard box with engine drawn on it*"
"the moon is a man because if it were a woman... We would have blood moons once a month."
"If I ever got into the plastic surgery business I would call my company ""Breast Buy""."
"Did you hear about the Bausch & Lomb tech who fell into a giant lens grinder? He really made a spectacle of himself"
"If you ever see me on my death bed, please take me off my death bed & move me to my alive bed thx"
"How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it."