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Joke of the Day
"What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common? ...they've both had a Downey Jr. inside them."
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"I overheard my wife singing in the shower. ""You should go on America's Got Talent,"" I told her. ""I can't sing,"" she replied. I said, ""Exactly."""
"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in."
"9/11 jokes are just plane wrong. Write any other jokes about 9/11"
"SCIENCE!!! Hey reddit, are you a 10 on the pH scale? Because you're pretty basic. ^^^^^jk ^^^^^dont ^^^^^kill ^^^^^me"
"Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts? Because they'll crack up anyways"
"I was in a near-sex experience. My wife flashed before my eyes."
"It starts with.... Her sinking into your arms And it ends with her arms into your sink"
"Some schools are banning Santa so they don't offend non-Christian students. That sucks, because Santa is my favorite part of the Bible."
"Life is about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."