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Joke of the Day
"A man at a pub told me that he has no anus I told him he's full of shit"
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"I asked a chinese girl for her number And she said "" SEX SEX SEX! FREE SEX TONIGHT! I replied ""wow!"" Then, her friend said ""I'm sorry, she meant, 6663629."
"What's something that Slaves have and rich people want? Nothing!"
"My friend's Mom and Dad are really fat... He told me it runs in the family. Nice try, but no one runs in your family"
"Oh you got ""Swag""? Don't forget to put that on your Burger King Application."
"Why did the polygons of Geometric Grove disapprove of their new triangle neighbor? He was a degenerate triangle."
"A man spread his late wife's ashes on the lawn... ...so he could still cut her at least once a week."
"What does a junkie use for protection during sex? a bus shelter"
"What's the hardest thing about becoming a lawyer in Ireland? Passing the bar."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. JK Rowling."