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Joke of the Day
"What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake? That was your fault!!!!"
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"I fucked a fat woman in an elevator.. It was wrong on so many levels"
"Black people can be racist too It's just that white people are so much better at it."
"What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together? Batman."
"What's the difference between a Kit Kat and an Essex girl? You can only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat."
"What do you call a cold puppy? A chili dog."
"I've been making an effort lately to be better with women. I'm trying to be more assertive, as well as insertive."
"Instead of a flask I keep a small kitten in my jacket pocket that I pull out for a quick pet whenever I need a pick-me-up."
"How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just make the nepalese do it."
"Spiderman's villain should just be a glass jar and a piece of paper."