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Joke of the Day
"What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake? That was your fault!!!!"
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"Eating a banana faster to try and hide it only makes you look even more gay."
"Buying a life insurance policy is best way to pretend that you have a life."
"I held a meeting for people who can't ejaculate But nobody came."
"polish priest sacked by the Vatican...... Well that's really taken the shine off the pope :)"
"*Rolls window down* Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: is it because I'm literally running down the street pretending to be a car?"
"For your information, we'll be remembered as the generation who thought a fat Korean pretending to ride a horse was entertaining to look at."
"what do u call a tilt-a-whirl operator with a sunburn? carne asada"
"You know who brings a knife to a gun fight? Cannibals. And also a fork."
"Why do women talk non-stop? Because they don't like periods."