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Joke of the Day
"Is your refrigerator running? Because i will vote for it!"
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"I overheard a midget complaining to a police officer that his pocket had been picked. The officer said 'I can't believe anyone would stoop that low'"
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Phelps can actually finish a race."
"Life is like a game of chess The whites have the advantage"
"What's the easiest way to end a friendship? Just asking for a friend"
"Forget everything you learned in college... ...You won't need it working here.' 'But I never went to college.' 'Well then, I'm sorry. You are under qualified to work here.'"""
"Hey dad, the hospital called, patients are trying to rest, could you please turn down your television."
"please bring me a bottle of your freshest wine no more of this cheap old stuff"
"My grandpa always said, it's good to meet a girl in the park... But it's better to park your meat in a girl."
"You heard the rumor going around about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn't spread it. Thank you TheAustr0naut"